Fashion Faux Pas

Imagine you are standing in line at some random store... and something, no someone grabs your attention and not in a good way... Do you ever get the sensation to tackle someone and tweeze their unibrow? Do you secretly wish you were a Fashion Police Officer and could write citations for fashion violations all the live long day? Do you hear Tim Gunn's disapproving voice in your head saying, "They didn't make that work..."? If you do, this blog is for you!


Every day I have to resist the urge to pull out my camera phone and snap away at unsuspecting people, walking around obliviously and displaying their poor choices. My sisters, mom, and I have code words we use.





Whaletail- When a girl bends over and the straps of her G-string or thong are showing above her jeans, making her crack resemble a whaletail.





Oompa- those who have used a tad too much (and by tad I mean waaaaaay too much) of sunless tanning product; enough to cast an unhealthy orange glow.

















Beret- light hair, dark roots. Think 2002 Winter lympics, the Roots beret!






















Minnie Mouse- dark nylons or tights paired with white/light colored shoes

Katie Couric- walking around with stuff in your teeth.
Did you see the Katie Couric-James Woods interview where she was shamelessly flirting with him, all the while she had spinach in her teeth? Priceless.

SJPS- Otherwise known as Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.... rockin' body, not so great face. You know, like God is making you humble by not giving someone the full package.

Someone's chilly- have you seen women walking around in cute tanks, sundresses and even (gasp!) halter tops... over a insert-brand-here tunic tee?

Please feel free to add to this list and comment away!

Top Ten Trends for 2009

Every year, we hear a forecast of trends in the industry and everyone follows suit. Here is what I am projecting for the trends of 2009.

1. Go green!
In the current economic situation, I believe we will see a big swing headed towards green products- REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE! There are so many reasons to go green (and not just environmentally, moreso for convenience). For exapmle, Philadelphia Shaw makes a fantastic green carpet that runs for $21.89 sq/yd.

2. Green again...
In a trade show, I saw that avocado green appliances were coming back in a huge way. This time around, we will refer to the color as Moss and it is going to be high shine, patent almost.

3. Yellow
To go back to the economic situation we are facing, yellow is a color that brings sunshine to mind. It's peaceful, tranquil, and calming. I believe in chromatherapy; in doing so, I know yellow has to be huge. Utah County residents- REJOICE!

4. Electronics
In spite of economic times, our boys love their toys. I have seen iPod speaker systems for the home shooting up like crazy. I have a friend who works in electronics and his business has doubled since the end of November. Home theaters, stereo systems that go from room to room by just connecting your iPod to one port, flat screens (as prices forced to be slashed by the Federal gov't), etc.

5. Modern design
I see the modern look becoming more and more pronounced in areas that surprise me. I have seen several home recently where modern fixtures and faucets are being installed- super sleek, smooth, simple design.

6. Mixing granites
A friend who owns a granite company informed me that he is selling more and more pieces of granite that are being mixed with other granites. For example, the kitchen may have Black Forrest Gold on all countertops except the island and back splash; they could be done in Caramba.

7. Dark woods
Dark woods are becoming more of trend than ever (yay!) and I couldn't be happier!

8. Zero-scaping
Instead of landscaping, I believe zero-scaping will big on the radar this year. Rocks, bark chips, little grass. Incredibly affordable and environmentally friendly.

9. Glass art pieces
Blown glass dishes, bowls, stained glass, etc. These are becoming more prevalent in homes because each piece is unique.

10. Retro/Vintage/Antique
You can never go wrong with timeless classics- 60's couches, 50's dining room tables, antique rugs, etc. In my opinion, it's always a trend to be timeless.